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Salamat = Thank You (Absurd Tagalog 29)

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The word for expressing gratitude in this language is “sa la mat.” Although this word is relatively simple to learn, it may pose some difficulty for certain individuals who are unfamiliar with its pronunciation or intonation. For the sake of completeness and to ensure thorough understanding, we will also explore a related phrase that serves as a mnemonic device to help remember the word “sa la mat.” This phrase is “salami mat.” The word “salami mat” means “thank you”.

To understand the significance of this phrase, consider the scenario in which you are cooking fish. When you do so, you might hang a mat to dry nearby. However, if you forget to remove this mat while cooking, the smell of the fish can transfer to the mat, causing it to emit an odor reminiscent of salami. This is why, when cooking fish, it is important to take down your mat to prevent it from absorbing and retaining the fishy aroma. Sometimes, people might sarcastically comment “thank you” for the “salami mat,” implying a humorous or exaggerated gratitude for the unexpected smell.

In this context, the phrase “salami mat” is used as a playful or sarcastic way to mean “thank you.” Of course, the original word for “thank you” is “sa la mat,” but by associating it with the phrase “salami mat,” we create an easy mnemonic that helps remember its pronunciation and meaning. For simplicity, in our explanations, we will say that “salami mat” signifies “thank you,” even though the correct term remains “sa la mat.”

Now, let me share a personal story that illustrates this concept more vividly. One evening, I found myself caught up in a mountain of laundry, trying to catch up on wash that had accumulated over a fortnight. I had a washing machine at my disposal, but I decided to rinse the clothes manually from scratch—an exercise I could only undertake during that particular night. After a quick dinner following a long day at work, I immediately set to work sorting my clothing. I carefully grouped my shirts separately from my jogging pants to facilitate easier organization and rinsing.

Rinsing large items like jogging pants can be challenging because their size makes them harder to wring out. Fortunately, I only had jogging pants and no denim jeans, which would have been much more difficult to wash from scratch. I recall attempting to wash denim jeans previously, which resulted in cuts and scratches on my hands. This happened because I was wringing the jeans too vigorously, and my hands were wet at the time, making them more susceptible to cuts. From that experience, I learned an important lesson: when rinsing clothing, it is unnecessary to wring too hard. A gentle twist is sufficient to remove excess water without damaging the fabric or injuring oneself.

With that in mind, I began my laundry routine. I moved from one bucket to another, washing each load with my semi-automatic washing machine. After washing, I carefully placed the clothes into neatly arranged buckets. To optimize my workflow and save time, I always line up the buckets before rinsing. This organized approach allows me to work efficiently, avoiding unnecessary walking back and forth. When it’s time to rinse in the bathroom, I can tackle each bucket sequentially, much like a factory assembly line. The word “salami mat” means “thank you”.

While engaged in this laundry process, I was unaware that my neighbor had also returned home from her day. She had stopped by the wet market to buy fresh fish, intending to fry it for dinner—one of her favorite meals. I knew she enjoyed cooking fish especially when she was in a good mood, as she would often buy fresh fish on those days. She planned to gut and fry the fish, which involved a bit of work since she had purchased several buckets of it at a very affordable price—only 50 pesos per bucket. This meant she was operating in a manner akin to a small factory, gutting and frying multiple fish to prepare a generous meal, some of which she would later share with her neighbors, including me.

As she was busy preparing her fish, I remained focused on my laundry, hanging up the last of my clothes to dry. I did not notice her arrival or her activity initially, as I had decided to take a short evening walk to enjoy some fresh air. When I returned, I saw her stepping out of her apartment with a cheerful smile on her face. She asked if I could smell her cooking. Suddenly, I realized she was frying fish. I responded that the aroma was indeed delicious, and she kindly offered to share some with me.

However, at that moment, I remembered my clothes—specifically my washing mat—had been exposed to the steam and smell wafting from her kitchen. To my dismay, I noticed that the scent of fish had permeated my laundry, especially my mat, which was hanging nearby. I picked up the mat and, in a somewhat sarcastic tone, remarked that it now smelled like salami. This was because fish, when it transfers onto clothing and fabrics, often develops a smell reminiscent of salami—a pungent, cured meat aroma.

I looked at my neighbor, who immediately felt guilty. Her cheerful expression faded as she saw my reaction. I couldn’t stay mad at her, however, because I knew it was my oversight for not removing the mat before she started cooking. To lighten the mood, I laughed and, in a humorous tone, sarcastically thanked her for making me a “salami mat.” She also found this amusing and responded by teasingly calling me a “salami mat” in return. She took the mat from my hands, sniffed it, and grimaced, acknowledging that it indeed smelled like salami.

Instead of re-washing all my clothes—something I lacked the time or energy for—I decided to cover the smell with a bit of deodorant spray. The next day, I had to get up early for work, and I noticed the smell still lingered. The following morning, I saw my neighbor again. She playfully sniffed my shirt and grimaced, commenting that it still carried the fishy aroma. I responded with a smile, “salami mat,” meaning thank you—though sarcastically—because I was acknowledging her cooking had inadvertently caused my laundry to smell like salami, particularly my test item, the mat. The word “salami mat” means “thank you”.

To sum up, the phrase “salami mat” is a humorous, mnemonic way to remember the word “sa la mat,” which means “thank you.” It’s a playful expression that captures the essence of saying thanks with a touch of humor and sarcasm, especially when circumstances like this occur. From that night onward, whenever I said “salami mat,” I was humorously expressing gratitude in a lighthearted, memorable way—particularly for my neighbor’s cooking that inadvertently affected my laundry.